Examples of sentences with "my butt" in them

1. Using the word "butt" in any sentence

   Since this is not a complete sentence, we must choose a noun to change to butt, preferably one near the end. The obvious choice here is "sentence." Then we would have:

   Using the word "butt" in my butt

   This version loses a lot of the original meaning, however, especially since the word "butt" is already used previously in the sentence. Another thing to try might be:

   Using the word "butt" in any of my butts

   Sometimes it is necessary to add a word or two for increased comic value.

2. My friend Bob is really neat.

   This sentence has no predicate noun. In that case, we can make the predicate adjective describe my butt instead:

   My friend Bob is my really neat butt.

   We can also try:

   My friend Bob is really my neat butt.

3. Massachusetts Institute of Technology

   In this case we might want to try modifying the object of the preposition:

   Massachusetts Institute of My Butt

4. And for our newest example, contributed by 529SHEFLER@wmich.edu:

   Mr. Sulu, set a course for my butt.

New examples are welcome--send suggestions to annied@mit.edu.