Fluffy's tongue incident
Many many years ago Fluffy disappeared. It turns out that he had been hit
by a car, and some kind person brought him into the vet. This was a sad
time for us all, despite it beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Fortunately, Fluffy recovered in no time, and the vet, who incidentally was
Wayne Allard, who is currently running for Colorado State Senate, told us
that this was due to the fact that his tongue had been run over. You
figure it out.